Contact Me

Do you need to bug me with something? Please let me know using the form below. I may or may not get back to you any time soon.

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You need to contact me because...
- You need some good advice. (*Snort - Like THAT'S going to happen.)
- You want to point out ALL my mistakes. (Just like all my exes. 😐 )
- You've decided to leave me your entire fortune and need my address. (Ha hahaha! *sigh)
- You just want to say "Hi". ('Cause you have absolutely nothing better to do.)
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